Great British Amateur Porn!

I arrived in Nottingham to vid at Christies place of work as she wasn’t too comfortable with the thought of me filming them at home which I could well understand. I thought this still had an interesting angle to it and was grateful they were open and honest enough to discuss it along with how they met.

The video itself was a fairly jovial affair with Andy palying with Christies boobs like a mischievous school bloke and I have to say, while she might be classed as a MILF for those who like to put more mature ladies into such categories, she was still well fit, attractive and well turned out which I’m sure adds to her appeal among her clientele. Especially the young blokes who she avoids seeing as they want to “fuck and fuck for ages and cream loads” I which she favours the more older professional gentlemen for being more clam and measured in their ways.

So what separated Andy from all the other males since he was a client as well? Well he had very normal qualities that put her at ease and was a bit of a joker, which always helps. I’m sure there was more to this, like him being a good friend as well as more besides. Having seen Christie in action, she does perform a unique service where she will suck you off, let you lick her, rim her, foot fetish of all types and some might feel this is ok for foreplay but to be brought to climax in such a way may not be as satisfying. Having seen her in action, it opened my eyes not only to the world of escorts but the fact this kind of sexual service was horny enough to get you off anyway.

Today was going to be different as Christie wanted to do everything with her man for this vid as I filmed her pulling her fellas trousers down as he lay on the bed. She removed her clothes and got nude and sucked his wang for a while before slobbing on her hooters and fingering her vag before mutually pleasuring each other in the good old soixante neuf position (that’s the 69 position for u lot that don’t know any French).

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Jenny Baby Is more than just a sweet pretty teen. She is also a very bubbly, lively infectious one who lights up your day with her personality. Now if I spoke her language better I could sing her praises to the max. Clarks a cool guy too with a pleasant friendly temperament. But we’ll stop right there ok.

Suffice to say this is one good looking couple who drove overnight from Hungary to shoot for Real Couples today and despite the language barrier we got along ok. I was a bit concerned that Clark , although friendly, was kinda quiet and not very impressionable with his personality before the shoot but bloke was I in for a surprise!

Jenny understood and could speak that bit more English than Clark but I knew the chit chat that you’ve all become familiar with was going to be a big problem so DING! I had an idea…we could do this as a 3 way conversation with my Hungarian pal and co producer Kat Varga. Lucky for me she was at home doing nothing which was a stroke of luck in itself and she agreed to toss the questions I asked and give me the answers in English so editing this was going to be lots of fun, I hope not lost on you all any less for it. So we got around that poart easy enough.

The part that surprised me about Clark, and 1 for people getting into porn in general should note that even though I was wondering what kind of a performance I was going to get because of Clarks subdued , understated personality, I need not have worried.

The age difference between Karlie and her partner George was so obvious that I was keen to showcase them for quite some time before they eventually agreed to go ahead with it. In fact, I was willing to bend the rules and have Karlie shag someone else as long as George was there. I knew he would have been ok with this scenario as this is also how he got to meet Karlie in the first place as she worked for another mutual friend and producer in the adult industry and if you view the intro to the mov they explain how they got together and the subsequent persecution and snide remarks made about their coming together and the impact it has had on friends and particularly family because of the age difference.

 In case u didn’t know. George is also the producer/ director/ manager of Doll Theatre. An adult production company well reknowned for their spoof versions of popular british TV shows and movies. So even having a producer doing the do here is a bit of a coup in itself.

Karlie was very keen for George to do this and to be honest I have to salute George as even on the day , despite being a producer, he realised just how hard it was going to be. Performing I mean. In front of a camera. In front of me even. I persevered but the real star of the day and not just because she is pretty was Karlie who gave him an adrenalin shot of a blow job that George had no option but to get hard and do the do and do it he did with gusto. In fact George upstaged many performers in my mind because he had personality. He was fun and he was right proper dirty with it too.

The pole dancing lessons given by Cate to Kaz was totally impromptu and was pleasant to watch the sweet Kaz unaware of her tit falling out of her top as she swung around the pole with all the grace of a wounded gazelle (bless). Then the girls decided they were going to tie the boys up to that same pole and beat them which I thought was hilarious as they indulged in some light S&M with Cate whipping Scott and whipping her arse for him to see and Kaz forcing a pink vibrator down JJs throat making him gag. I was expecting the beating to be quite severe but the girls were only playing to whip the guys up before doing a girly show of Kaz licking Cates vagina and vice versa as the boys broke free of their restraints. Scott yanking out his rock hard stiffy and poling away like a dog in heat bar the tongue wagging and heavy breathing.

Come to think of it, Scott was the onlyone in underwear as the others all dressed up quite fetishy. I think partially undressed sex is actually quite horny compared to total nakedness and both girls were quite fetching in their fishnet stockings and high heels.

It wasn’t long before both girls had their laughing gears around their partners tackle, sucking and deep throating away like a couple of good girlfriends are supposed to (well good wife in Cates case). You might notice that JJ was lagging as Scott was nailing Cate all over the sofa and floor with her splendid ample breasts swinging all over the place because Kaz yanked some fetish box that JJ had his wang in and it really fucked him up to the point he could not feel any sensation in his man meat. But the show must go on. Kaz just had to wank and suck harder as her penance to get JJ going is all. She ended up paying with her arse being nailed. Good excuse you might think. Something extra kinky to get the old chap rising to the occasion. Scott was like a dog with two dicks keen to get into his missus back door which she did effortlessly. Slut Harrington certainly knows how to please her fella and all this bum duggery later Scott wanted to let off his cream in her mouth which cate did with enthusiasm letting it run out of her mouth dribbling on her boobies and onto he floor.

Thomas then sat her on the chair and slipped his boner sliding it fore and aft into her sopping wet vagina. There was none of the pretentious screaming and hair pulling I kind of expected but then this kind of thing might have put Thomas off as if his missus was doing a porn vid. This wasn’t just business. This was personal! Its actually not that easy getting a personal shoot when the couple have met u for the first time with their own preconceptions to what they think producers want to download but I’m sure the more observant among u out there will know the difference.

They moved the action to the sofa for comfort where Thomas continued fucking his wife in the missionary position before slipping behind her giving me maximum download of his penis in her wet skank as he fondled her boobs with his hands and moved in for the occasional kiss. This went on for a while and as time went on, u can download they were getting into their own groove and Sandra decided it was time to move in position to ride his hard man meat before pulling his cock out of her vag and easing it into her arse where again he spread her arse cheeks to offer me maximum visual as he slowly moved his weiner back and forth in her arse, like Sandra must like it as this was one quality she described as the thing she loves about him. Tender and affectionate.

I think they got into their video so much in fact that Thomas didn’t resort to the typical porn star thing by pulling out and chucking his custard all over her face. No. They did it like they would normally. The moment his boner came out of her arse and into her vagina it was mere moments before Sandra stopped grinding her hips and turned to face me smiling sweetly when I knew that he had cream inside her. No problem. I just wanted to view it leaking out of her vag. Which is just as horny as a girl wearing a mans dna on her face to watch it leaking out of her freshly penetrated pink swollen pussy. She obliged before leaning forward and licking up every last drop and give his peen a thank u kiss. Now that’s love.

Dave is getting ready for bed and putting his pyjamas on when he realises that there is a damaged spring in the mattress. He gets under the bed to investigate just as Alysha, Emma, Syren and Vivian walk in. They ask him what he is doing and Emma jumps on the bed which pins him to the floor. He pleads with them to let him out but Alysha has a score to settle with him after he told her ex-boyfriend that she wasn’t being faithful to him. Watch the trailer here to see how Alysha threatens to tug his pyjamas down if he doesn’t apologise and when he refuses she pulls them down and all the girls have a great laugh at his cock. The four of them start poking at it with their hands and commenting on the size and they chuckle hysterically as it suddenly starts to get bigger. They start taking it in turns to masturbate his penis and even pour hand cream on it. With four women masturbating his penis, Dave loses control and spunks everywhere splashing Emma and Vivian’s arms!

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I gotta say something about Bex, not only has she got a natural unmanufactured beauty about her but she also has a really nice body and really nice natural boobies.(hope you don’t mind me saying this Lee) It made me think about the whole internet dating thing in a new light. You know what I’m talking about, those really adorable pics of some eastern European chick by the poolside in sunny climes being passed off as Debbie from Sellafield. Yeah right.

It didn’t take Lee long to rise to the occasion when Bex had her lips wrapped around his chopsslobbing away lovingly before Lee put his tongue to good use by flicking her love bud. Just to download the look of pure pleasure in Bex response was worth the price of membership alone, even when Lee sat behind her and diddled with her bean and probed her vagina with his fingers I didn’t realise I had such a fetish for eyes and cumshot responses in a woman. Wow was a word that came to mind as she climaxed right there and then leaving a wet patch on the couch. Let sput it this way, there was no need for any lube which is what a good real session is all about. Her slut was sopping and like a kid that’s discovered the combination for hitting the jackpot on a fruit machine, lee just kept hitting the spot and making her wetter and wetter.

Having decided he was ready for entry, Bex climbed aboard and rode him before he got her in the missionary position (a standard but effective position) to ram his tool home in her vagina but then after awhile I don’t think Lee expected what suddenly happened, he pulled out and shot his cream over her.

Ok it wasn’t a marathon session but it was definitely short sharp and intense that much was for sure and I’m sure fans of the real stuff will really love this for what it is.

Incidentally I got them to do the little photoshot thing at the end as an add as I thought she had such a nice body it would be good to download her wiggle and jiggle that fine body of hers prior to the video. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did filming and editing it.

Mick is one of those guys I like. He isn’t timid of showing how excited the woman he is performing with makes him and Sue reciprocated by doing all the things that got his boat floating right from the off when he was fondling her, pulling her knickers aside to lick her out. A amazing technique to get a teen on your side. I haven’t met a lady yet that wasn’t happy to return the favour with a nice suckjob for a nice twat licking session. Especially if the gent is generous with it. Personally I don’t believe that as a couple they are dull in their personal lives given the kind of passion they displayed in front of my camera as I filmed. They may well even use this industry to enhance their sex lives in some way.

It was interesting to note that even though they were efficient in their fucking techniques that they delivered it in a way that is seldom seen in more technically shot scenes ie the old stop and start. Ultimately there was no getting away from the porn star mentality of performing to a standard that was required but to be honest, it serves our purposes best as I suspect this is how they really do it at home, maybe Diana vaccuming the house in her underwear or something. Hmm one for a future shoot perhaps.

Still, blowjobs, lick outs, bum licking, ho fucking and several positions from being pinned up against the fridge and the kitchen work top to the through lounge on the sofa later Mick delivered an impressive cream in her mouth true porn star stylee. Diana doesn’t take it (jizz) in the vag as she isn’t on the pill affirming why she only works with her partner exclusively. If she doesn’t download herself, she way well end up in the Mothers Club of 2006/7. I’m pretty sure this is the year of the baby boom. It would’ve even been better if she did on this scene. Now that would’ve been a first! Seeing them in action was 1 of the highlights being out here. The Europeans really know their stuff when it comes to porn.

As far as Real Couples goes, this is the first time I’ve stayed at a couples home I was filming for the weekend. The whole thing was really quite casual, like a friend visiting but with the difference that I was going to film them having sex at a friends apartment because it wasn’t convenient to shoot at their own place because of a resident member of the family staying with them. I went shopping, met their tiny un who I got on real well with since I haven’t grown much out of scene games myself. Monica even cooked for me and generally made me feel welcome but then over the years, they now see me as a friend which I thought was really nice. They even introduced me to various friends around the way without elaborating what I was there for and what I do except for one friend of Monicas who let us use her apartment for the shoot of course….and demanded she wanted to download the final effort too.

I can only say by the time we got there Monica and Richards desire for each other had not diminished any over the years . If anything, time has made it stronger and it was nice to witness this and the fact they were still very comfortable with me filming them despite the initial nerves of seeing me again.. They had sex from the lounge to the wicker chair in the conservatory to the bedroom . You know Monica was losing herself in the moment once they started doing their thing because Monica was saying his name between strokes and mustve cream several times. Yeah, sure there was that initial nerves but it had more to do with excitement more than anything else and by the time Richard shot his jizz, it was a moster load shot, flying across the room leaving a trail from his penis to her mouth, boobies and tummy, on the bed to the otherside of the bed and on the damn floor. If ever there was a come shot of the year award, Richard would be the main contender to win! Hands down! I mean I was shocked.

It was about 2am when we left the apartment with the bed linen Monica promised to sort out and her friend called to watch if everything was going ok and asked if she could watch the clip! We hit the local bar for a couple of hours turning in at 4am.

By the time I left the next day, I was well pleased with myself and felt Monica and Richard were well worth coming out to Alicante for. To be honest I have never done this and nor would I unless I knew the couple would justify it. Monica and Richard are a sure thing and the fact they always turned out hot passionate performances gave me no room to doubt that shoot number 4 8 years later wasn’t going to be as sexy as it ever was. In fact, it was the hottest they’ve done for me in my opinion.

These days Jo is known in the adult circles in the UK as Lady Josephine. It wasn’t convenient to shoot at their home so I got a hotel.

A lot of things have happened to them since that first shoot. They have five kids amongst the other usual things that can make or break relationships, it was nice to view that they are still going strong, if not stronger than they have ever been since meeting them all those years before. Johns ardour hasn’t diminished any despite some of the things that have challenged them from there to here. For instance, John has done quite a bit of porn now outside of his wife and she has outside of him too so performing together is a bit of a treat for them. John may not have changed much personally in my mind but if anything he maybe a bit more disciplined in terms of holding himself back from cumming too soon. Which is not a problem for me but I think the element of professionalism was in there which I’m not sure if it is a good or bad thing as I think it all works where Real Couples are concerned.

They kissed as a prelude to the actual action, building up slowly but surely where Jo got his boner out for a suck as John fondled her rather ample boobs. I was surprised to know that she had a boob job. More so because they look natural as opposed to enhanced which makes the best boob jobs in my opinion.

John laid her down to eat her bitch before climbing onto the bed to kneel in front of her and sink his penis into her wet vag as they banged in a variety of positions on the bed, segueing effortlessly from position to positon getting Jo in the zone where he could inch his man meat into her arse where she stiffened in pleasure and pain, easing onto it comfortably where John continued fucking her in the bum, making a good show of it before pulling out to go back intothe muff and as they screwed they looked deep into each others eyes as if I wasn’t there. This was their moment now. I was just a hanger on witnessing this event. John built up to the point where he was about to cream and stroked out in time to spray a hefty jizz of guy juice over Jos huge quivering boobies and therein, we were done, then it was off to the bar for a round and a bit of chit chat and they were off back home which had me lamenting another shoot I’d be coming full circle on soon with another couple who shot for me first near enough the same time. The tickets have been booked and I’m due to fly there soon..Nothing to do with today mind, but the fact it is another couple from my past that, by pure coincidence has surfaced for me to do a shoot. But more on that one later. After I have shot it that is.